The Stone had to be clamped in place , after twice running away
Grey, dull and seemingly hewn from the solid, Labour’s massive election cock-up, Ed Miliband has cost his Party’s election Stone dearly.
In the wake of the Electoral Commission’s £20,000 fine, Labour’s Stone has spoken for the first time about its 2015 election humiliation.
“My role was to be in the background, a solid, yet effectively blank canvass, against which party policies might be clearly outlined by a human.” said the Stone “Sadly, as the campaign wore on, it became clear that I was much more charismatic than Ed; and more in touch with the man on the street, as well.”
Speaking from a reclamation site near the quiet English village of Harold, the Stone says it struggled to find a meaningful political position after the 2015 election defeat and can’t help thinking that Labour wish it would stay there and hide, adding “But on the bright side, that’s one thing Ed and I do have in common.”
